The Testicle Festival

Sometimes you feel like a nut... join us for our annual celebration of well ....your junk !!! That's right it's a festival for your testicles and we're rewarding hard cold $$$ for length, girth and sheer heft featuring a special guest host & sub D list Judges !!! Step into our mandscaping salon and get all cleaned up by our very own testicle hair stylist and pubic hair Imaginaire Taylor Gray !! Free tape measures while supplies last and and shot specials inspired by all your naughty bits !!! Menjos, we're always girth friendly ;)